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I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
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do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”
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These are so incredibly awesome.
Art History remixed— Cuban-American artist Cesar Santos’s painting series, “syncretism” mixes iconic work by masters from Renaissance to Modernism: including works in the style of De Kooning, van Gogh, Goya, Michelangelo, Rothko and more.
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