I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
Aaron Paul on The Price is Right
do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”
These are so incredibly awesome.
Art History remixed— Cuban-American artist Cesar Santos’s painting series, “syncretism” mixes iconic work by masters from Renaissance to Modernism: including works in the style of De Kooning, van Gogh, Goya, Michelangelo, Rothko and more.